Thoughts of JS

Have you seen this (old ) Nike ad?

It reads…

MY BUTT is big / And round like the letter C / And ten thousand lunges / Have made it rounder / but not smaller / and that’s just fine. / It’s a space heater for my side of the bed / It’s my ambassador / To those who walk behind me / It’s a border collie / That herds skinny women / Away from the best deals / At clothing sales / MY BUTT IS BIG / And that is just fine / And those who might scorn it / Are invited to Kiss it. / JUST DO IT.